RE-PSYCHO
Printed on a recycled shirt turned inside-out. Like getting two shirts for the
price of one!
I THINK
THEREFORE I YAM
You college kids and your high-brow, existentialist humor!
LOW CARB WAR
Dubya's having a hard time selling us on this war. Time for a new approach.
I LIKE PEOPLE
they taste like chicken
Good friends are rare.
Or sometimes well done.
JESUS LOVES ME
but he thinks you're a jerk
We can't all be favored in the eyes of the lord.
LET'S NOT ELECT BUSH
AGAIN IN 2004
Maybe this time it'll actually...you know...count.
NAKED ZOMBIE
EBROIDERED CAP
Keep the sun out of your eyes and the bird shit out of your hair in style.
PEPPERMINT HEAD
We don't know what the hell this shirt means.
IF YOU CAN READ THIS
YOU'RE TOO GOTH
I'm too depressed to write something funny here.
YOU CAN'T SHOW
A NAKED ZOMBIE ON TV
Damn you, Janet Jackson. DROOLING AND WAITING
FOR THE SHORT BUS
My teacher says I'm special. But why does she make little quotes with her
fingers when she says it? ZOMBIE EVOLUTION
You are evolved. You are superior. You are the most advanced species ever to
walk the earth.
SpaGHETTOs
Noodles from the 'hood never tasted this good.
WRESTLING IS NOT FAKE!
...but it is kind of gay
We prefer the term "headlocksexual". SERIAL KILLERS LOOK
JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
(don't we?)
He was a quiet young man. Kept to himself.
UPC REAPER
Consume until you die.
UPC EARTH
Land of the free (when you buy two at the regular price). UPC BREAKOUT
Best way to break the chains of consumerism? Buy crap from us!
NAKED ZOMBIE
EBROIDERED BEANIE
Vulcan from the future? Hide your ear points and look cool doing it. I'M WITH
STUPIF
Ha! Wear this and the person next to you will look relly dum. RORRIM 1
They were selling these to tourists on our last visit to Baghdad.
